I Have a New Stink

For yrs I have worn Drakkar for my stink. For the last two yrs I have used Axe Poenix at times. Well I have decided it's time to change. I tried a few. Sniffed a few. Talked to some women. I have made my choice. It's way more than I wanted to spend but I have to do it. I love my new stink. It's Armani Diamonds for Men. Wow. It smells great. Even better on me. So I now have a new grown-up smell.
Guess what else I got. I now have a leather coat. I LOVE IT!!!!!! I never wanted one before, but once I tried one on for the first time, I had to have one. My Mom and Dad bought it for me for Christmas. I already have it to wear. yeah, I'm spoiled like that. I need to get a camera and get you pics. It's hot. I make it hotter. I learned a secret about Fonzie. He was cool because the leather jacket made him cool, not the other way around. Chicks dig it, or me in it, I think. Bill and other animal rights people may not agree. she is pissed I got one. She wouldn't help me pick which one I wanted. She calls it my dead animal skin. "The poor cow died for your vanity". Yeah, I hope I ate the cow, too!
So I got my new stink and my new leather. They work great together. Now to find somebody who wants to get me out of the leather. Wish me luck.

I'm going to tell you a secret about me.

Ok, this is just between us. I am attracted to women that I can't have. I mean, I'm sure everyone is a tiny bit. Not me. It seems like that's all I am interested in. I have always been that way, but I think it's worse than ever now. I won't give you even a clue about who it may be. There are people who might guess it if I do. This time it's really someone that will never happen. I'll never let her know either. Don't worry, she's legal and human. No laws would be broken.

Ok, so I have no GF. Honestly, while I am raising the girls I don't really want one. Most of the time. Those times I do though are hard. (No, not that kind of hard, you pervs.) I mean really I am so busy with those two I could never give a GF a fair enough amount of time. I also am broke. Having two teen girls is exspensive! And guess what; NO GOV BAILOUTS. You have to lose billions for them to give you billions more to throw away. Ok, a rant for another blog subject. Anyway, so I will admit every now and then I get lonely. When I do, more and more I close my eyes and think about this person. Not sexually. Just longing to be with her. Hold her. Look at her. Talk to her. Ok, I need help, that's clear. Any idea why I'm like this? Is it just easier for me to have a pretend GF in my head than deal with one for real?

So anyway, I am back to try and blog regularly. Don't ask why I quit. It was a combo of things.
To update everyone, not a damn thing has changed in my life. Well, K-State brought Coach Snyder back. That was big for me. My buddy Mal left for Germany. I miss her. That crazy pageant queen is like a sister or something to me to me. (Ok, so there a clue that I wasn't talking about her before!) we used to text so much some days. Now we can't and it's killing me.
The girls are doing great. Kid1 is doing awesome with her music and is now taking over a leadership role with her HS band more and more. this does not come as easy to her as it does me, but she's doing great and trying hard. She amazes me so much. Bill (kid2 of course) is still in band and now is in choir. She LOVES it. She made every vocal group she tried for and gets a solo at comp. in the spring. I didn't even know she could sing like that. She won't do it at home. That kid is great at everything she tries. She's starting to change from kid to young woman personallity wise. It is awesome to see and be a part of. (Kid1 has been 18 since birth for the most part, so I didn't see these changes in her so much.)

So my blog is back. Please comment. Please tell your friends about it. And of course as always, please remember to tip your bartenders and wait staff.

Ladies and Gentlemen can I have your attention please...

The blog formally called "Call Your Grandmother" has been changed to "John's Life".
I had planned on writting mostly about the kids and life as a single dad. the kids didn't really like it. I also think the title kind of made some people just skip it.
So now there is a name change and I will still write some about the same stuff as before, but I'll write more about me and what I want to talk about.
It may take me a while to get going good again, but I promise I will. Let's have some fun.