Ok, enough feeling down and what not. No dwelling on shit I'm only fucking my mind up with. I am taking control of things now. I am making '09 my bitch. I'm putting a spiked collar and a leash on it and smacking it on the ass with a riding crop. I am going to dominate this year! I don't have a plan yet though. I do know this much though, my motto is: What would Jimmy Buffett do? WWJBD? I think that's a good way to look at it. Not much bothers old JB. He has fun and enjoys life. Of course it would be easier if I had his money, but that's beside the point.
I'm wearing one of my many Margarittaville shirts today. On the back it says "If we weren't all crazy we'd all go insane." I love that. It fits too.
So I don't make resolutions. There's no point. I'd break them in a day. I do plan on being in the gym way more and I do plan on losing weight, but that's just a goal. I plan on getting laid, too. No matter what it costs. :)
A woman told my friend the other day that she'd love to go out with him, if he was 20 yrs younger. Wow. He asked, being the same age, how that would have made me feel. I thought about it awhile and I came to this desicion: we need to start going to tittie bars, 'cause as long as we got the money the strippers don't give a fuck how old we are.
Anyway, bring on 2009, I'm ready for the bitch. It can throw it's shit at me all it wants, it isn't going to get to me. I am going to be the dominant one. '09 will be my bitch.
(Of course I still want to nail Dulcinea at least once.)
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glad you have a positive outlook on 2009! I rang the new year in by punching my (ex) friend in the face...hope the rest of the year doesn't end up as crappy as that night!
I hope he had it coming! I'm sure he did though.
BWAHAHAH!!! that is awesome my love! I got laid... hehehe... And that was one of my resolutions soooo CHECK!!!! hehehe... best damn lay of my life auch!
Soooo Love it!! go get 'em Don Q!!
actually it was a chick that I fought
Nice! Love the stripper comment! I'm sure you won't have that hard of a time getting laid ;)
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